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A Post on the Search Industry Blog
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By Nathan Enns on Saturday, December 10th, 2005 at 12:00 AM
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Don't know how to use a search engine correctly? Fed up with the billions of completely useless web pages online? Too lazy to make more than one search query? Time to visit Google Answers and let people who probably know more than you do answer your question.
Do you not trust Google or are you too cheap to pay for one of their professional researchers? Time for you to switch to Yahoo Answers and let random people who still probably know more than you do answer your question.
What are people using Yahoo Answers for? Here is a short list of intelligent questions people ask at Yahoo Answers:
1. Why didnt he say anything when he knew I am online too?even when I said hello first?is he bored with me?
2. wut kinda girls are the most attractive...i am thinking about which girl i should like?
3. hi. is GOD man or woman?
4. How can I get my girlfriend to loose weight?
Do people really think that smart people will take the time to get a Yahoo account and answer their question? Well, sense it is the holiday season I will answer the above questions. However, I will not be posting them at Yahoo because it would take longer to login than figure out the answers.
1. Get a PHD in psychology. Then you should have enough information to know he is probably both bored with you and busy with something else. After all, no one leaves their messenger running while they are away from their computer. Everyone changes their status to away first.
2. The hot girls are most attractive and the ugly girls are less attractive. Obviously we should ignore the fact that the definitions of ugly, hot and attractive be subjective.
3. If God is a man or a woman then God is a human and therefore, not God.
4. Get a new girlfriend or make her feel worse than she already does.
When I browsed through Yahoo Answers I kept finding questions that made me want to stop writing this. Then I read the answers and wished there were some way to get Yahoo to take this service offline. I wonder if the people who ask the questions know when the answer to their question is incorrect?
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